How to read a cool gaze.

This is Big Hair:

The special thing about Big Hair is his big hair,
his yellow T-shirt and his cool gaze.

The hair and the T-shirt he invented himself.

But the cool gaze is borrowed. 

Big Hair learned it by imitating 
famous cool gazers on TV and online.

Mastering the cool gaze is an impressive accomplishment, but it also poses one problem. 

The problem is that the cool gaze is indeed very cool 

but it's also quite difficult to read.

Accomplished cool gazers are accomplished exactly because they managed to unlearn the annoying habit of showcasing one's mind on one's face.

Cool and uncool gazes.

For the average folks like me, who normally rely on people's facial expressions for smooth communication, this is a reason to worry. How the hell do I know what the cool-gazing person is thinking?

So I asked some of the best face-readers in town to analyze a few cool gazes for me.
I share some of their wisdom below. 

I hope it will be as helpful to you as it was to me. Now I feel so much safer in my social interactions.

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HOW TO READ A COOL GAZE.

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Sample 1

A she-coolgazer with fancy accessories.

This face expresses the following thought:

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Sample 2

A he-coolgazer in blue T-shirt.

This face expresses the following thought:

("But I'm happy I trimmed my beard this morning for this mugshot.")

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Sample 3

A she-coolgazer with bleached hair.

This face expresses the following thought:

(Footnote: This very complex thought was shortened, originally it included an additional reference to "very cool high heels.")

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Sample 4
A coolgazer on a commuter train.

This face expresses the following thought:

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Sample 5

A coolgazer on a party. 

This face expresses the following thought:

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Sample 6

A coolgazer with shopping bags. 

This face expresses the following thought:

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Sample 7
A coolgazer with umbrella

This face expresses the following thought:

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A coolgazer-fish swimming in an aquarium.

This face expresses the following thought:

※Some of the interpretations above may be contested. 

If you wish to contest them, do so politely in the comment section, please.